HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

*** You can turn these captions off and on with the CC button Hey Dak, you got that backing track? Turn it on! Oh yeah Go ahead, pump it up Uh, I’d love to catch a firefly that’s far away I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down Mmm, you’re like a soup can I’m like Superman I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast Cause you played harmonica in art class I know you want her, too But you don’t move ’cause you don’t have any shoes You touch a pom-pom I touch an A-Bomb Mmm, aw yeahhh Oh look it’s a bad guy Don’t worry about it, Darius Cuz I’m a mile high and I’m the scariest I ride so hard I got you tripping You seeing how I’m flowing not dripping I think YOU’RE tripping, dog I’ll pour sauce all up on your very nice pants I like romance, you can’t dance Heart attack on deck, ain’t got a chance Kinda bright out, think I’ll put your lights out It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk It’s not about what you wear It’s all about where you are I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet So dang sweet, so dang sweet I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet You are like cinnamon Hey guys what you doing? Come again? I’m avoiding death And I’m really freaking Thinking somebody’s gonna shoot me You’ll be good bro I just wanna see a tree And you will! GYahhH! NO I WON’T! Sassy bad guy what do you wanna say? Before my friend pulls your legs away Cuz pretty soon, you’ll literally be tripping Here comes a hot poker What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet What we do is wrap it wrap it round round Then we make it fall down You are like cinnamon! Hey see if you can give it more bass Hey! Where’s the music Dak is dead I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what they want You just gotta walk your walk I wish I wasn’t so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet It’s not about what you wear [guttural growling sound] Dak? Hey guys! I think – I think Dak is a zombie! Really? What do you mean? I mean he’s a freaking zombie! But wait, didn’t your ship just get shot? Yes, but…

ZOMBIE That IS terrible Yeah, you think? You are like cinnamon!.

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